Wish me Luck!

My Marketing Management MKT5000 exam starts at 8.30am. Here's about marketing. So tell me how will I fair for the exam? A toast to MKT5000 (and not repeating this module!)

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice Hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she Introduces you to her husband.
That's Demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you---- she is your wife!
That's competition eating into your market share.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. -
That’s restriction for entering new markets.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say i heard your good in bed ,but i would like to sleep with your friends first .
That's pyramid marketing.

You see this gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and take her in your arms and whisper in her ear i hear your good in bed.
That's feeling out the competition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her ask her if she would like a drink, take her out for dinner and some dancing..
That's building repour with your potential customer.

You see this gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her ask her if shes looking for a guy who is rich, good in bed and wants to get married. Upon her replying yes you turn around and walk away.
That's how you keep your business from going bankrupt.

So tell me now, am i or am i not gonna so ace this exam???

Taken from: Perfect Explanation for Marketing