Wednesday, 21 October 2009

The Simple Joys of Life

I was having a poo just the other day and i thought i would do a post on it. Then i forgot. So here it is now.

I was a having a poo moment. It always feels good to unload. Be it pee pee. Be it emotions. Be it thoughts. Poo-wise, especially heavy loads that are not stone hard and not too pasty soft. Just mediocre soft straight out of the bowels. I read somewhere long intact ones are the healthiest poo sign to a healthy body. Somewhat shaped like a banana.

I am not the kind who waits for the poo. Rather the poo goes knocking and i let it out the backdoor. A minute into it and i was done.

I turned around and checked out my own poo. (Now everyone does it so don't la "ewww ewww" me)

Lo behold there were white embeds in my dark poo - chili seeds! They don't get digested.

My wonderment is not at the seeds. My bewilderment is WHEN did i consume CHILI SEEDS?

Must had been the seeds from the sambal sauce over the plate of char bee hoon at a cafeteria at Sunway Medical three lunches ago.

Life's good when there's good solid poo. I especially the ultra stinky ones. Feels like i'm flushing out everything - leftovers and also the stink smell - from my sewerage.

Ah, the simple joys of life.

This post is written in response to Mindy's simple joys post here.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

eeew... phew weee...
bit too much info there gal!

u really know how to make a guy interested and turned on lol

i just sat down to read ur blog while makaning a pack of crisps

Mindy said...

LOL... this wasn't what I had in mind when talking about the simple joys of life. hahaha...

But I guess different people appreciate different kind of simple joys.

tanshuyin said...

haha...good post

SH said...

Liam: am i making your crisps undesirable now?? Are u strangely turned on now??? : P

Mindy: one man's tomato is another woman's dump. ;P

Shu-Yin: Yay. me think so too ;p
it was a fairly easy post. just like the soft poo. if only most posts are like that.=)