The Sytick

Hi. Meet 'The Sytick'.

The Sytick's rigid,
what a frigid!

A piece of wood,
from the klanghood.
Ms Sytick never goes away,

'cuz out there she got no way!
Can be up the ass at times,
oops already there many times.
Only in her woodhood bundle,
will Ms Sytick make a pundle.
And just like titties on her,
Ms Sytick's got NO securities in her.
Ah the sytick the sytick,
can no way be more thick!

Disclaimer: Character's a total fiction. Total. Finction.
Disclaimer of disclaimers.