My Eggy Story

I once brought an egg to school, slipped it in my front pants pocket.
Then i sat down...
Thank goodness it was hard boiled.

Last month, i chucked an egg into my handbag, I was running late for work.
it was half boiled...
Thank goodness it was in a compartment all by itself.
No documents were harmed.

So there My Eggy Story.