i seller, u buyer

Me: Let's say we don't know each other. I didn't enroll in this studies, and we've never met each other. And u knew me from the car hunt. i'm one of the sellers u called up. i'm the seller. you're the buyer. What would u do?
Mozzy: For TEN thousand? I don't want your car.
Me: Noooo. i meant what if i am one of the sellers u met. and we don't know each other before that. What will u do? Don't u want to know me more?
Mozzy: Yes. I will say... this is a good car, but i'm looking for another type of car. something else. a bit bigger. And i will say..
Are you working here?
And u will ask me - what are you doing here?
I will say i'm studying mba here.
U will ask me where i live and i will tell u where i live. Alone.
and then, i will call u again and ask u if u've tried iranian food?
and ask u out.

*sigh. suckered for chivalry.*

Hey..? my car is worth over ten k alright!
Alright, maybe it cant go at 150kmph like it used to without causing worry on that air-con-water indicator thing next to the fuel tank indicator *pout*
or the breaks make sweet squeeky screech...
the passenger window doesnt close as tightly anymore..little droplets of water refreshes the inside of the car anyway. hmph
an air stewardess drove into the left side door last week. speaking of which...i hope she stays true to her word and fixes up that dent and scratch without much fuss.
Point is this...i can't bear to part with my car. it's been with me straight out of high school. Oh wow, ten years.