Knees crossed

LtoR: Seated, Mirror-ed image of standing

I'm a leetle worried about my left knee. When i stand, it protrudes loop-side towards inner right. Like it can't get enough of my right knee. Like by some mystical kissy kissy love love explanation it's pulled towards the right knee.

When i'm seated, both knees look normal. Just the left looks slightly inflamed. i hope it's not a protruding bone that's masquerading the inflammation.

Dang. i think it is my bones. I wanna see an orthopedic soon. One who is well into his/her years in orthopedic consultation, one who has seen plentiful of twisted/broken/fractured bones, one who isn't too cute/good looking.
Para-critical ward at GH - young+yummy-eurasian-cocksure doc was cocksure this will heal in no more than 3 days
First appointment at GH - young+writes-MC-wrong doc forgot to issue me an MRI form
Second appointment at GH - young+yummy-punjab doc didn't notice the protrusion

GH is flooded with youngish good looking intern docs. They make for great eye candies. So how can these youths add value to GH? Send those young bloods on more rounds on hospital grounds. For the uber cute ones, get 'em to run a little too.

Fingers crossed and 'knees crossed' for next week...