When one does not equal to one

Employers hire ONE. The poor unsuspecting fellow needs to carry the job of 3 ppl's worth. These days it's a profession. The Multitasker. Everyone's one and everyone else wants one. Talk on the phone while watching tv. Watching a streamed movie while writing a management report.
Even food products are X=A+B+C

Exhibit A
Nescafe 3 in 1.

Gone are the days of 2 in 1. (half boiled egg)
Heck, there's even 8 in 1 these days


[Amongst the Main ingredients: Agaricus Mushroom, Tongkat Ali, Gingko Biloba, Omega 3, Calcium Carbonate mixed with non-dairy Creamer & natural sugar]

But seriously.

Exhibit B: yours truly
I write. marketing mgmt reports.
I talk. sell.
I think. strategize.
My price? A lowly Exec.

To Young graduates of tomorrow, Welcome to the Multitasker's world suckers.

Time is so limited. There's 24 hrs. ONLY 24. But task lists and the things to do just grow. They are like the amoeba. *split* Oh cute. There's 2 now. *split* Four! *Split split split* HEY!! .

Work doesn't disappear. But close your eyes and time disappears.

Uh oh. Excuse me. While i head to the loo for a little-me-time n let me just grab my guitar and...