Martian invasion!

Prior to 1 March, i wasn't sure if I am relationship material. But there was a martian invasion and it's been 2 months now.

The martian underwent a probation for about 2 weeks and here are some things i learned about the martian.Tell me now if i'm mistaken.

Martian carries tissue packs with him - all the time.

Martian gravitates towards 'good-looking numbers' like 1402 (V-day) so it's easier for him to remember important dates.

Martian grows quiet when something bothers him and sometimes broods like a mama chicken.

Martian always tidies up after himself - is neater and tidier than me x 7.

Martian spends a good 5 minutes clearing his desk before he leaves work - EVERY DAY.

Martian is disciplined in keeping to deadlines.

Martian usually arrives early (if late, due to me)

Martian colour coordinates the push pins at his work space.

Martian doesn't like the great outdoors.

Martian enjoys traveling westward.

Martian laughs with me, not at me.

Martian is great at listening to what others have to say.

Martian likes perfume a lot.

Martin is happiest when gets to sing his heart out.

Martian enjoys his long showers (20 minutes longer than me).

Martian likes styling his hair - wears his hair in trendy styles.

Martian is careful about his weight but craves for cakes, chocolates, puddings, brownies, cookies, cupcakes, toffee etc.

Martian tells me every day that he loves me.

So how does one show that one cares for a creature such as the martian? I am open to suggestions. :)

BTW, Pokerara is happy to update - Happily 2gether 2mths now!

PS - Martian ALWAYS go home for food if Mama Martian has cooked! Isn't he just the cutest ever?? :P